Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio
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Lollapaloopers 2
Lollapalooza '24 recap, Chappell Roan, sheveled, racist Pokemon, international trips, sucky dating apps, Jojo, shenanigans, and tomfoolery.
Ligma Golden Gumball
Maria got the Golden Gumball, which means a trip to anywhere in the world. Probably Tanzania. Specifically to annoy Marris.
Synergy
Maria's Trip to Lake County, Marris Needs Glasses, Terrible Parenting Advice, Alien Metal, African Land Snails, Marris' Bathroom Emergency, the typical stupidity you've come to know and... I was gonna say "love" but let's be realistic.
Phrasing
Maria and Marris struggle through the sleepiness and attempt not to make any unintentional innuendo. Guess how that turns out.
Weiners and Holes
Special guest Ashley O'Dell fills in for Marris Harris Girls' Girl to discuss hotdogs, the mysterious Mel's Hole, and the terror of being Maria's real life friend.
Steampunk'd
Salt Shed Karaoke, Music Discovery, Neopets, Dave Grohl vs Taylor Swift, Renn Faire, Hijinks, Weirdness, You're Still Reading, Why Are You Still Reading, Just Listen to the Podcast
Sop It Up
Burpy Princess, Ancient Wines, Porn Morality, the general chaos you've come to know and love from Maria and Marris
Video Killed the Podcast Stars
Well... "stars" might be a reach. But we were victimized by Video nonetheless. (aka, when you hear us mention being a YouTube, we are accidentally lying. Not this episode. But we're getting closer!! Ok this is getting to be a little much for parentheses. Sorry for whispering in your head this long.)
Weird Rich People
Shinedown, Vibraslap, TSwizzle Pregnancy Rumors, Legit Nepo Babies, Steven Tyler's Creepiness, Billionaire Hullaballoo and generalized shooting of the shit between Maria Palmer and Marris Harris Girls' Girl