Look, we talk a lot, we flit from topic to topic, but ultimately this episode is about how fuckable the Ninja Turtles are (very).

The Fratellis, Poptart wars, Monarchy/Kardashians comparisons, the Lollapalooza Lineup, this episode has it all! And more!! and then even more until you kind of want it to stop. AND THEN MORE.

Maria and Marris talk atheltics, hentai, crabs. Ya know, the general chaos.

Wtf is Girly Pop? and Gaslighting? Also Maria continues her fight with Marris' objectively bitchy car. But the best part of this podcast is truly the last 10 minutes where Hinder meets kazoo.

After being driven to the brink of insanity due to Covid, Maria is nothing short of giddy to talk to Marris Harris Girls' Girl in this week's episode. And continues her stupid habit of saying "first of all" multiple times, but never following up with a second or third point.

Super Bowl, Celine Dion, Marris' Upcoming Vacation, and a whole bunch of stupid.

Jidenna, Lionel Messi, Sofia Vergara, the Farty Flier and Alec Baldwin are on the gossip docket this week. Well, not Jidenna. We just think he's really cool.

It's Maria's 30th Brithday! You can tell by how she mentions it a billion times this episode. Marris, being the tried and true grils' girl he is, got her the perfect gifts.
C2E2
Mean Girls Musical
Heidi Klum
Ya know, general zeitgeisty stuff

Dr. Bal Nandra of IV Solution and Ketamine Centers of Chicago is our guest this week! Maria talks about her experience with ketamine, wtf it even is, how it's portrayed in the media, etc. But fun! It's fun! Heavy subject matter is always best paired with a clinical psychedelic. Or something like that.