Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

How to Tell if Someone's a Swinger... Allegedly

Supposedly there are symbols people have to show they're swingers. The upside down pineapple is the most recognizable one (????) but other signs include:

  • a black ring on the right hand
  • white landscaping rocks (this one can't be real. Unless wayyy more people are swingers that we thought)
  • pink or purple yard decorations
  • wearing an anklet, toe rings, or thumb rings (bro that's just everyone in the 90s. All 90s people were obviously swingers)

See this is why I never got into drugs or kinky stuff. I just can't pick up on hints or sub textual language. One time I was having an hour conversation about skiing that took a really weird turn once they invited me to the bathroom. That was NOT snow on the sink. You can imagine the confusion.


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