How to Tell if Someone's a Swinger... Allegedly


Supposedly there are symbols people have to show they're swingers. The upside down pineapple is the most recognizable one (????) but other signs include:

  • a black ring on the right hand
  • white landscaping rocks (this one can't be real. Unless wayyy more people are swingers that we thought)
  • pink or purple yard decorations
  • wearing an anklet, toe rings, or thumb rings (bro that's just everyone in the 90s. All 90s people were obviously swingers)

See this is why I never got into drugs or kinky stuff. I just can't pick up on hints or sub textual language. One time I was having an hour conversation about skiing that took a really weird turn once they invited me to the bathroom. That was NOT snow on the sink. You can imagine the confusion.


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