Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Soup Candles. That's it, that's the headline.

Campbell's has released a line of soup-scented candles. They have Tomato Soup & Grilled Cheese, and Chicken Noodle Soup as options so far.

As someone who loves things disguised as other things (in this case, candles disguised as soup) I'm so here for this. But it's alllll fun and games until your stoned. And you have your soup candles lit. And god it smells just like actual soup. Oh no, here come the munchies. And now you want soup. But see, that would mean actually making the soup. And that involves getting out a pot and a spoon and then a bowl and another spoon and then you have to clean and next thing you know you've spent $30 on UberEats for one bowl of soup. ~Soup Candles~


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