Commercialization of holidays is a tale as old as time. But, god, at least make it good.
Perdue is coming out with "THANKSDIPPING" sauces for their turkey "THANKSNUGGETS."
Because that's how that works. You celebrate Thanksgiving by just adding "THANKS" to the beginning of things.
"Hurb durb, today I got my THANKSKEYS and hopped in my THANKSCAR and drove to THANKSWORK to do my THANKSJOB".
You see? You can tell they're sincerely grateful because they said thanks. That's it, that's how you correctly Thanksgiving.