Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Oh awesome, Starbucks has their holiday cups again.

Every year a bunch of people are like, "WHY DON'T THEY SAY CHRISTMAS?" and then another bunch of people are like, "YOUR RELIGION IS STUPID!"

Then the rest of us are over here asking

Where do we draw the line between coffee and milkshake?

Theoretically, and I'm only asking because I know someone who used to order this drink and not because I used to order this drink, a caramel frap with whipped cream?

Because it tastes really good but it's hard for me my friend to tell the difference between a sugar rush and caffeine jitters.

And IF the above drink IS, in fact, coffee, then by that logic can we also declare Arby's Jamocha shake an acceptable morning beverage?

Or are we gonna be all judgmental about it?

Here are the cups and the menu if that's what you're here for.


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