Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio
Not to Get All Mushy
Megan Fox, I Choose You
Megan Fox's Career Comeback, Middle Aged Kids' Shows, Megan Fox, oh my god I said "Pokemons" as if that's the correct plural form, it's not, the plural of "Pokemon" is simply "Pokemon," like "moose," Megan Fox, pornstar sounds, Megan Fox, IKEA furniture, Megan Fox, Phone Alarms, Megan Fox
Chicken Necklace
We back. Michael joins into ye olde chaos
Thank You. Now About the Horse Whisperer
I'll get sappy about all these life changes at some point. Not now, we gotta discuss Robert Redford-Maria Palmer
Ate
Daylight Saving Time, Cane's, Thanksgiving Jingle, Cole Slaw is objectively good and Marris if you're reading this, you're a slawless monster.
My Chemical Imbalance
Emo, Chicago Thanksgiving Parade, ADHD, some other stuff that I didn't include cuz I zoned out while I was editing cuz I have ADHD
Pre-Purge
Pre-Purge anticipation, musical theatre, videogames, typical Maria and Marris sibling-style conflict, Chicago's Thanksgiving Parade, the works.
Abroad? She's a Lady!
Marris and Maria discuss their trips abroad to Tanzania and England, respectively. Corporate Shill James makes a surprise appearance, disrespectfully.
Bears
Maria's New Phone, Brown Bear vs Grizzly, international trips, extracurriculars, Hippos, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
Lollapaloopers 2
Lollapalooza '24 recap, Chappell Roan, sheveled, racist Pokemon, international trips, sucky dating apps, Jojo, shenanigans, and tomfoolery.