The world's smartest woman has made a million dollars by burping into plastic bags. Rebekkah Blue charges $100 a bag for her belches and tbh she deserves every cent. This lady is an absolute genius. I don't even have the executive functioning to send out that much mail. Bravo.
But Dudes, are you ok? Why are we buying burps, babes? Like, whatever, let your freak flag fly but this is not a kink economy, my guy. The recession is looming, whack off frugally.
Wait til she cuts costs by limiting the gas per burp bag. Inflation, amirite?