Because nothing is good and joy is fleeting, a new study has found daily cannabis use increases your risk of cardiovascular disease by roughly 35%.
Can we have ANYTHING?? I stg if you said, "I live only for the taste of sweet, springtime strawberries" there'd be an article the next day saying, "Study Finds Eating Sweet, Springtime Strawberries Causes Cancer in Kittens."
Wait wait wait, they specified DAILY weed use. LOOPHOLE: one day tolerance break. No longer daily. Boom, science.