Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Reasons Americans Struggle to Lose Weight

According to a new survey (so we know this is accurate and precise), 95% of Americans have tried to lose weight in the last 5 years. They cite the biggest challenges to be willpower, lack of motivation, and overcoming hunger. And I have notes.

I think it's probably because produce costs many dollars and Top Ramen cost no dollars. (Unless you're in one of those expensive corner stores that charge $1.49 HIGHWAY ROBBERY, I TELL YA).

The difference in dollar-costing can have a lot of effects. The obvious being accessibility. Idk if you've noticed, but life has gotten super expensive. Sometimes we just need a full tummy and we gotta get what we can. Sometimes, that means you have to have it a lot. That means you can get addicted to all that sh*t in there. I KNOW IT SOUNDS DRAMATIC BUT IT'S A THING LOOK IT UP

In conclusion, we should:

  1. stop treating getting fat as the worst f*cking thing in the world.
  2. stop blaming Americans for a weight problem that is clearly symptomatic of a systemic failure.
  3. smoke more weed. That has nothing to do with it but I just think we should.


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