China is turning their tree rats into a bunch of narcs. Their police claims to have trained their squirrels to sniff out drugs.
Yeah that's all fun and games until those squirrels take it too far. Maybe one's feeling vulnerable one day. Things are tough at home. Mrs. Squirrel hasn't come back to the nest in days. Not after that fight. God, he's gotta get it out of his head. It would be so easy. He's sniffing for them after all, who would notice if he sniffed a little harder? No one could blame him; accidents like this are bound to happen. Perfectly innocent. *sniff*
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Next thing you know, you gotta little Chinese squirrel rehabs popping up everywhere.