Now, I'm worried when I tell you about Target's top notch Valentine's Day selection you'll think to yourself, "wow! I'm gonna bring my girlfriend that strawberry dipping set, the macarons, the raspberry chocolate hot cocoa bombs, and the red velvet chocolate marshmallows!"
I get it. Your heart is in the right place. But you're making an entirely wrong move, my boy. You TAKE your girlfriend to Target. And don't stop at the Valentine's section. Just give her a budget, and iced coffee, and several hours. You're welcome, I just got you laid.