In today's episode of "Stupid Things People are Forcing Doctors to Warn Against"... working title... perineum tanning is a new TikTok trend.
And doctors are basically like, "do you want taint cancer? Cuz that's how you get taint cancer." The skin down there is WAY too sensitive for that kind of UV exposure. So why are people doing it? Because they've been told sunning their fleshy fun bridges for 3 minutes a day will result in "better sleep, more energy, and a higher libido."
Dude, are we stopping to critically think for even a second? "Woww I'm feeling a bit fatigued. Better unlock the secret photosynthetic energy in my banus!" It's literally referred to as the place where the sun don't shine!! THERE ARE DIRECTIONS IN THE SAYING, DON'T SHINE THE SUN ON YOUR GOOCH!!