And you get an excuse to go to Vegas! Cuz that's where cosmetic surgeon Kevin Debiparshad is offering a service that lengthens the leg bone which, you got it, makes you taller. There will be pain, and it takes months to complete. And it's $75k-$150k. But anyone who's seen the difference between listing your height as 5'11" vs 6' on Tinder knows its worth it.
One condition: you're no longer allowed to give women a hard time for boob jobs.