The internet is freaking out because an expecting couple decided to name their baby "Reighfyl." It's pronounced rifle. Good god.
We're not even gonna get caught up in the atrocious spelling, as that's a given. People shouldn't be mad they named their kid after a weapon. They should be mad they named their kid after the wrong weapon. Name that kid Trebuchet. I don't need to explain why just watch this and you'll get it.