A new survey finds that Americans would be willing to give up 5 years of their life just to continue eating fast food.
Wait, I’m supposed to tell them not to do this??? No I can’t do that.
That’s a good deal. You get to eat all the chicken McNuggets you want AND get off this hell planet 5 years early? That’s 5 years of not having to spend money to live, no obligations, no stress. Give us the French fries and death we’re down.