Don't Do That: Drunkenly Drive Golf Cart on Interstate

A woman was driving drunk in a golf cart on interstate 95, with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s Fire in the front seat. A truck driver saw her and used his truck to veer her off the road and into the shoulder. The cops showed up and , given she has “resisting an officer” charges in addition to her disorderly intoxication charges, we can safely assume that was a whole ordeal. Now what we’re not gonna pretend is that the combo of whiskey and golf cart isn’t the best twosome since Donny and Marie declared their geography a personality trait, but you’re supposed to keep it on the course and see if you can get some air coming out of the sand trap, not bring it onto the road. That’s how people die, and it’s not even a cool way to go. People wanna die in bear fights, or in their bed when they get old, but getting hit by Linda who’s had tii many martoonis ain’t it. You pay way too much for your country club anyway, be their security’s problem. But drunk driving a golf cart on the highway? Don't do that.