Turns out fitness trackers aren't just for annoying people to tell you how much better they are than you because THEY walked 8 gajillion steps this weekend while you smoked weed and watched Wedding Crashers on repeat. New research shows they motivate users to walk 40 extra minutes a day.
SOME users. See, I listen to too many true crime podcasts. You won't catch me with any version of a tracker. They'd find my jogging route, and my self-defense skills are questionable at best. I'd be murdered immediately.
So yeah, I'll come up with any excuse not to work out.