Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Don't Do That: Tape Your Face to Stop Wrinkles

A new anti-aging trend has people strategically placing tape on their faces so their muscles stay in place and don’t cause wrinkles. Why is our society so against aging?? It happens to everyone, we may as well embrace it. Somewhere along the way we decided if you don’t look like a permanent child, you’re not attractive anymore. Frankly, that’s weird. I don’t want to look like a sexy child. I’m sorry for saying the words "sexy child." Those fine lines and wrinkles add character to your face! Between all the creams, collagens, and surgeries, it’s starting to feel like everyone looks the same. Those plumped lips, fake lashes, and foreheads as smooth as a your dad in the 60s. And look, if that makes you happy, then awesome! That’s the most important part. But we’re really missing out on an entire generation of hotness thanks to social media’s homogenous beauty standards. Look however you feel comfortable looking, but putting tape on your face? Don't do that.


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