Honestly, what are we even supposed to do with our time if not drink??
According to some very smart science people, drinking under 40 has absolutely no health benefits, but a lot of risks.
Drinking more than the equivalent of a beer a day could increase the chances of health risk for men in particular, the study found. Men under 40 should not exceed a level of 0.136 drinks a day, while women in the same age range should not exceed 0.273 – around a quarter of a standard drink a day, researchers said.
Which is why we propose the alternative: smoking a sh*t ton of weed. For your health.