Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

I want FRUIT in my ROOM

So there I am, chatting with the husband, fantasizing about the future and talking about our goals. So I tell him, "one day, I want to go to one of those stupid luxury resorts. All included. I want fruit in my room. I want those sheets where they care about the thread count. I want to be mere steps from the beach. I want to be PAMPERED." and homeboy's response is, "yeah! We can go camping! We can rent a cabin for pretty cheap, there won't be plumbing, but we could be outside."

AND WHAT I SAID is I want FRUIT in my ROOM and somehow he heard pee in a bush. So I guess I'd just like to know where the knob in men's ears is that turns luxury beach resort to camping.


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