In a scenario that evokes strange mental images, a woman says she "there is a lot of physical stuff going on right now" between her and a fence. Her name is Erika LaBrie and she used to be married to the Eiffel tower, but says her new relationship with said fence is more "down-to-Earth."
"Fences are such dangerous objects for me because they are so perfect in their geometry," says Erika.
Wait... so does this mean the Eiffel Tower is single now??