Do Not Be Insecure About Your Gray Hair, You Silver Fox

Not to go full Enjorlas on you, but I am agog! Aghast, even! It turns out 40% of men are insecure about their gray hair.

Don't you dare get insecure on me, you beautiful bastard. Gray hair is a gift from the gods. A badge of honor. You have survived on this hellhole planet long enough to age. You're a warrior. A champion. Truly the pinnacle of masculinity.

Plus, gray hair is hot, yo. I'm married to a silver fox myself and, hoo boy, me likey.