A man in Thailand was spear fishing (ok, to be fair, that makes him the instigator from the fish's perspective) when he came up for air, a spikey fish jumped out of the water and went INTO HIS THROAT. HIS THROAT, BRO. MY MANS GOT A FISH IN HIS THROAT. HOW DO YOU PISS OFF AQUAMAN SO MUCH YOU GET A FISH IN YOUR THROAT.
Ok I'm calm. Dude's fine. Granted, he did almost die from choking on a f*cking fish (seriously, can you imagine dying by throatfish?) so I'm sure psychologically he's in a weird spot. But after a one-hour operation to remove, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, the FISH from his THROAT he's making a full recovery.