According to a new poll, the insane inflation and exorbitant gas prices aren't keeping Americans from taking their vacations.
Uh, speak for yourselves, science nerds. Glad you got the I-Paid-Attention-In-School salaries, but as you can tell from the fact I capitalized the first letter of every syllable in that hyphenated word, some of us didn't pay attention in school and don't get that type of dough..
Doesn't mean we won't spice it up for ourselves this year. Maybe we'll play some beach sounds while standing in front of the living room fan. Ahhh, vacation.