Millennials Like Their Pets More Than People

I mean, no surprise here, right? According to a report from Consumer Affairs, millennials say they love their pets more than their siblings, partners, and parents.

Yeah, obviously. You know what my cat has that my brothers, husband, and parents don't?

Toe beans.

Tiny peets*

*the scientific word for mammal feet, obviously

And have we mentioned SNOOTS?

Humans just can't compete with that.