Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

There's Now Uterus-Shaped Cereal yeah we're all uncomfortable now

For some god awful reason, feminine care brand Intimina has decided it's a good idea to make uterus-shaped breakfast cereal in order to spark conversations about periods.

According to them, "if period conversations were truly normalized, they wouldn't be off this table- or off any table for that matter."

No, but they would. You can't go outside for more than 5 minutes without hearing some dude talking about his dong, and yet we don't have dong cereal. Also the breakfast table is not where we want to be talking about bloody hoo ha's. Or dongs. Or any part of the body that smells exceptionally ripe when we're out in the sun too long. It's just not appetizing.

Have the conversation. No one really cares. Just don't make me think about shedding my uterus lining while I'm tryna eat my Cinnamon Toast Crunch in peace.


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