A Wisconsin couple shouted at a bear who was eating from their bird feeder. Instead of fleeing, the bear charged at them, broke through a window into the home, and attacked them. They had to fight back with a simple kitchen knife until the husband was able to get ahold of a gun and kill the bear (I know that had to happen cuz they were getting attacked, but I am but an evolved cavewoman who sees a fluffy baby who just wanted some seeds :( but I digress).
The couple's children? Sound asleep. Through all of it. Because children are adorable little psychopaths.
Seriously, you could be actively getting punched in the face and a kid will still ignore that and ask if they can play games on your phone.