Shake Shack now has a line of scented candles that includes the scents "Burger in the Park" and "Shake & Fries" in case you want all of the smells of a meal and none of the satisfaction.
Just imagine getting ready to do the business with your partner. Lighting "Burger in the Park" to set the mood. Your lover gives you a confused look. You slyly whisper, "I heard you wanted to eat out tonight."
lol I'm gonna get fired.