Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

We Can't Afford Your Damn Wedding

Wedding season is upon us. As expensive as it is for the happy couple, it's also expensive for the guests.

The average cost of being in a bridal party? $825.

Seriously. Almost $1,000 to watch your frat bro marry the first woman he met after college.

Can we just stop with weddings altogether now? Everyone thinks they're the first people to fall in love. If we have to listen to one more set of melodramatic vows, meant to make us tear up, delivered by Dead-Eyed Doug in full monotone (his fiancee wrote them to make sure he gets all the important points in), we're gonna lose it.

We can just dress up and have a party. We don't gotta do the whole thing.


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