Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

You're Not Allowed to Laugh at Ulta's Headline Mistake, CW: Suicide

So a little background here: Kate Spade was an absolutely iconic fashion designer (also David Spade's sister, but I digress). Unfortunately, she lost her mental health battle and ended her own life by hanging in 2018. Incredibly tragic, and we just hope wherever she is, she's no longer in pain.

Aaaannnndddd here's where Ulta messed up. See, they wanted to promote the line of Kate Spade perfumes they're selling, so they sent out an email saying:

"Come hang with Kate Spade"

Don't laugh. Stop it.

Ulta of course apologized for the email, because they're not monsters.

And I would just like to put it on record here, no matter how I die (and given my impulsivity combined with my own mental health issues, there's really no way of telling how that's gonna go down), I want you to make as many puns and poor-taste jokes about it as physically possible. Honestly, if we can just skip the eulogies and do a roast at my funeral, that would be preferred.


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