Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Woman Spends $70K to Become Human Barbie Doll

A woman has spent over $70k on plastic surgery in her attempts to become a human Barbie doll. Her family has even stopped talking to her because of it (sounds like her family sucks tbh).

Look, everyone should do whatever they want with their own bodies (LOOKING AT YOU, SUPREME COURT). They're the ones that have to live in it. It should be comfortable for them.

But why do so many people want to look like dolls?? You mean those toys that look pretty, have no voice, and just get used? No thanks.

I'm gonna get plastic surgery to become a fidget spinner.


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