A 13 year old kid named Elliott Tanner, who is probably smarter than I will ever be, is on track to get his Bachelor's from the University of Minnesota this Spring. Congratulations to him and we wish him well on his journey to get his PhD in physics this fall.
What?? It's a kid!! I can't joke, I'm not a monster.
Yes I am.
Great achievement! The next one will be not turning into a douchebag by age 25.
*graduates college at 13* *still makes $7.25 an hour*
At this rate, he may just pay off his student loans before he dies!
OK ok I'm done. Really kid, you're doing great. Don't feel pressure to keep it up at this rate forever. Just do your thing.