After dipping my toe into the sports world more than I would like, it seems fans may be missing out on this crucial hack!
You don't have to root for the same team all the time! For instance, say you're a Bears fan. It gets so frustrating watching them lose time and time again. But guess what! You don't actually have to!!! Yes, even if you're from Chicagoland, there's no legal obligation to continue rooting for the Bears. Or any team! Turns out they'll be fine either way, and you can just pick a team that wins!
"But what if the season has already started?" Don't worry! There are no time constraints. You can pick a team literally whenever you want. You can even change teams halfway through the game, and no one will stop you!
"But what about fan loyalty?" From what we can see in the data, that doesn't help a team win. Who knew?!
Just wait until you hear about the option to not watch at all and instead pay attention to your girlfriend! But we don't want to rush, big guy. Baby steps. First, let's pick a team that doesn't put you into full meltdown mode every Sunday. Jesus is watching.
Not the Bears, but he's watching.