We already heard about that singer who was hospitalized for severe stomach pains after she held in her farts because she was too embarrassed to let it out in front of the guy she was seeing. Now ANOTHER woman is revealing she was hospitalized for the exact same thing for the exact same reason.
Ladies. Why? Has your man EVER held in his farts for you? I'm just gonna answer that for you: no. The absolute best we can ask for is they let them out silently. So why are we going to these lengths for them??
Dudes do not care. Have you seen the things men will have sex with? Guys will literally microwave nectarine and have at it. Why a nectarine? Porn ruined the fuzz on peaches. ANYWAY
Girl, there is no dong worth being hospitalized for. If he gets grossed out by a fart, you probably don't want to bang him anyway.