WHEN WILL THE INJUSTICE END, SANDERS???? I bet you're not even a real Colonel.
You see, KFC is bringing the "Kentucky Fried Chicken Degustation," an 11-COURSE MEAL WITH WINE FLIGHTS to mutha friggin AUSTRALIA????
SO I'M JUST KINDA CURIOUS WHY WE DON'T GET THIS IN AMERICA??? It's the most American thing I've ever heard of. Trashy fancy is EXACTLY our style and we will not be silenced until we can eat our chicken with a paired wine flight. Don't make us throw that sweet tea in the harbor. We did it once and shoo whee it was arguably worth it.