A group of Ukrainian witches say they're going to "perform a ritual of punishing the enemy of the Ukrainian people" on Thursday at Bald Mountain outside Kyiv. Supposedly the mountain is associated with the occult idk man I usually make fun of white chicks with their healing crystals and essential oils. But this one I can get behind.
Witches get stuff done, as Tina Fey said that one time I'm pretty sure.
And to Putin: double double toil and trouble, you vodka-soaked dickweed.