New research shows swearing/cursing/using no-no words can legit help people cope with physical pain. They found this out through the very scientific process of making people put their hand in a bucket of ice water. Those that cursed were able to withstand the cold 40 seconds longer than those who were goody-little-two-shoes b*tches didn't.
Reason number a billion why the FCC is the worst. Not only are they impedeing on muh freedumz of speech (I get not inciting violence or being obscene, but I really can't say "holy sh*t" on the radio?), they may just be depriving me of a pain outlet. And that's torture. Or something.