This story is definitely, absolutely NOT funny. At all. Because someone abandoned their pet and that's never ok. But some dude abandoned his dog because he saw it humping another male dog amd said he was gay.
I just... fuggin WHAT bro?? What kind of weird insecurity is that?
"Idk man, can't have a gay dog. Don't want my boys to be uncomfortable around my dog because of his sexuality. Straight dogs only in this household. Fido, we're humping girl dogs and pillows ONLY like god intended."
Honestly really rude of him to assume that other dog's gender, now that we're thinking about it.