Plastic surgeons say they've seen a spike in business. It's been attributed to workers now having the time to get procedures done and recover before returning to the office. Then, no one will know and they'll suddenly be way more attractive. Which is great, because Doug in the far back cubicle was really bringing the workplace hot rating down.
Oh. Doug isn't getting any plastic surgery. Um... We value the work you do, Doug! You have a great personality.
Ok now someone go bully Doug until he fixes his face.