There I was, minding my own damn business in the rock 95.5 studios, noticing that it's March 14 which is obviously Pi Day. So of course I'm going to want to mention my favorite pie on air: cheesecake. But naturally I was like, "wait maybe I should make sure it counts as pie. It has to, but it is cheeseCAKE" AND WHAT DO MY GOOGLING EYES SEE BUT AN ARTICLE TELLING ME IT'S NEITHER CAKE NOR PIE. So now pi day is ruined because I'm having an existential crisis about cheesecake. They're saying it's a tart. But a tart is just a mini pie so??? At what size does a tart become a pie? Actually never mind, the answer probably involves the metric scale and I can't deal with centimeters during such an emotionally charged time.
You know what? I got ahead of myself with the title of this blog. I'm sorry, cheesecake. It's not your fault we can't put a label on your deliciousness.