Lab grown diamonds are becoming more and more of a thing (suck it, DeBeers, and your artificial inflation. No one was rooting for you.), and now you can get them in flavors.
Not literally. Don't lick your gemstones. Hidden Valley Ranch has made a diamond out of ranch seasoning. It's only a matter of time until someone figures out how to do this in their garage. We don't recommend that, but we will absolutely watch it.
"Color? Cut? Clarity? Seasoning?"