CAN JUST ONE THING NOT GO DISASTEROUSLY WRONG. An ancient Japanese stone that was said to contain a demon has cracked. And, great news, if you touch it you die, according to legend, so no one wants to repair it.
We anticipate scientists telling us it won't effect our day to day life whatsoever, and then 3 months later having to shelter in place from the stone demon.
Now if we can get a STONED demon, I'm interested.