A 28 year old Hungarian woman (who is very beautiful, btw, so no, that's not it) says she's in love with a toy plane AND it's her best relationship ever. The 3-4 foot toy is her companion for sleeping, sexing, and socializing and good god we have so many questions.
But we don't want to ask them here. We want to ask them to the guy she was dating before the plane. Dude, what did you DO??