We can have no sense of ease or peace. After all the bs we've been dealing with between a plague, inflation, the threat of nuclear war, and god knows what else, we now have to deal with spiders.
But not just any spiders. Parachuting spiders. Specifically, the invasive joro spider has landed in South Caroline and Georgia, and experts say we can expect them to expand north.
Oh my god. What is this is a holdover from the Murder Hornets of 2020! They didn't get their time to shine because of the pandemic, so they called in the reinforcements. We never stood a chance.