You do ONE dry January and next thing you know you're shot-gunning La Croix like you're at the lamest frat house ever. According to this very intelligent-sounding study that will definitely impress your friends if you tell them you read it, drinking all the bubbles even improves our mood because we associate the sparkle with special events.
All the benefits of real water, with at least 2 hours of burping and hiccupping included for no extra cost!