A man once scraped his elbow in a biking accident. We assume he didn't get a cool band aid cuz 4 years later, doctors found toxic black mold growing in his brain, giving him headaches, facial paralysis, and more.
And THAT'S why he didn't text you back until just now. Seriously, ok! Sure, only 120 cases worldwide have been reported since it was first discovered in 1911, but some people are just really unlucky, babe, it won't happen again!!