Ok the thumbnail really doesn't have much to do with it but how could I not pick that photo for the sheer fact that it exists??? Anyway, I found the most ridiculous article and I just want you to go through this with me.
"Have you heard of cat huffing? No, it’s not an illegal street drug gone feline. Cat huffing involves burying one’s face into a cat’s body (usually the neck or belly) and repeatedly inhaling the kitty scent. So far, there aren’t any known side effects to cat huffing, although it can be highly tantalizing, like catnip for people."
The kitty scent is tantalizing. This had to be the inspiration for half of Christian Grey's dialogue.
The article goes on to declare that smelling your cat is healthier than eating chips! You know, the two ends of the diet spectrum: potato chips and cat sniffing.
Just go read the whole thing. Actually wait, go smoke an entire joint. THEN go read it.