According to the Distilled Spirits Council (it's like the Jedi Council, but to become a master you have to be on the edge of cirrhosis), Tequila may soon overtake Vodka as America's favorite liquor.
WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED ALREADY?? I know it feels like Cold War part 2 these days, but we can forget the vodka. Or at least we'd like to forget the vodka. But some things scar you...
Obviously tequila is our favorite. You take shots of tequila when you're ready to party. You take shots of vodka when you're staving off an existential crisis.