Groundhog Day is here and Punxsutawney Phil was a little b*tch and got freaked out by his shadow, so now we have to deal with 6 more weeks of winter. Ya know what, no. We're not doing this anymore. We will not be getting weather reports from emotionally dysregulated rodents. It's absolutely ridiculous. Now, someone grab me a newspaper so I can read my horoscope and find out what the planets say is gonna happen at my job.