A new study shows women who make more than their partners are twice as likely to fake an orgasm during the deed.
God, there are so many articles about orgasm faking as if it's some huge mystery. We know why we fake it! Because of YOU!
Here's the thing, we know what's up. We know if it's gonna happen or not and we know if you have what it takes to make it happen within the first 3 minutes. Facts.
When you're not gonna make it happen, we have to weigh our options. If we fake it we can probably get out of there and go home within the next 20 minutes. You don't get hurt feelings, we get off in the comfort of our own bed, it's a win-win.
The other option is we tell you. Great, now you're gonna mope and act like a puppy all night. Not to mention the insecurity you're gonna feel every time we hook up for the next couple months. If we come back again. Otherwise you're just gonna be insecure for the next chick. OR we tell you and you do the thing where you're like, "IT'S NOT OVER YET" then we have to sit there for the next 10 minutes and pretend that the way you've switched it up is now magically doing it for us.
So if you want chicks to stop faking it, start learning to take constructive criticism like an adult. Also porn isn't real. Please don't do that to us.